It was the longest gravestone he ever engraved. But it didn’t surprise him when the cheer went up from the crowd.
Bugger, Pretentious Dandy, Asshole
Taken not soon enough
Skipped on his bar tab
Bet the worms won’t eat this bastard
Kicked my ma and dog
Picked his arse in public
Spat on my baby
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I’m still here,